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Post by traveldude50 on Apr 11, 2007 22:47:54 GMT -4
www.thebrushback.com/mockdraft.htmwww.thebrushback.com/mockdraft07.htm06 and 07 My favorites Jay Cutler-3-Titans- "Jay Cutler is the consensus choice here. Not only did he have a losing record in college, he can bench press a lot." Jay Cutler-7-Raiders-" They should take Jay Cutler here. I don’t care if he’s already been taken. He’s that good. " D'Brickashaw Ferguson-5-Packers "The Packers have a few options here. They can go after Haloti Ngata, the defensive tackle from Oregon, or D’Brickashaw Ferguson, the highly touted offensive lineman. They might want to look into getting somebody with a halfway normal name, though. Those guys sound like they just stepped off a spaceship. D’Brickashaw? Wtf? " Brady Quinn-30-Colts " Holy shit. I forget all about this guy. Looks like the Colts get him. " Micheal Griffin-7-Vikings "Last year in the first round, the Vikings selected Busty McBustington, Chad Greenway. This year expect them to be more cautious and pick up a safety, because only a retard could fuck up the safety position. " Ted Ginn Jr.-8-Texans-" Last year David Carr threw fewer interceptions, had a higher completion percentage, and still somehow managed to be completely ineffective. Look for the Texans to draft a receiver here for him to throw to when his tailback is covered. "
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charliesarmy
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Post by charliesarmy on Apr 12, 2007 17:31:39 GMT -4
it took me a while to get to this one and read it but it cracked me up.....
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kidtwentytwo
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Post by kidtwentytwo on Apr 13, 2007 9:26:16 GMT -4
Good stuff ;D
The Ravens were planning to take this guy at 29, so the Browns will pull the rug out from under them by taking him here. Checkmate!
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Post by mancowmilitia on Apr 13, 2007 9:34:20 GMT -4
31 DE Adam Carriker Nebraska Sr.
This guy may not be the top guy on the board, but he has certain qualities (he’s white) that would make him appealing (he’s white) on pretty much any team (white), including mine (I heart whites).
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How appropriate...this seems to go along with this week's theme quite well.
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Post by traveldude50 on Apr 13, 2007 14:47:45 GMT -4
its not that bad, but u have to admit alot of the other quotes are quite good
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Post by hurricanes656 on Apr 13, 2007 15:03:29 GMT -4
my favorite has to be the colts draftin Brady Quinn, "Oh shit I totally forgot about him"
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Post by bkobow05 on Sept 4, 2007 21:14:49 GMT -4
Tom Brady is in some hot water having knocked up what’s-her-face. He should have known that sperm can sometimes create babies. Then again, she should have told him, so there’s plenty of blame to go around.
lol
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Post by bkobow05 on Sept 4, 2007 21:20:31 GMT -4
lol here's another gem
The Broncos will probably take Sinorice Moss here, which means they’ll have a receiver named Sinorice Moss and one named Ashley Lelie. And one named Rod Smith. That’s not a receiving corp. That’s a threesome in a porn movie.
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kidtwentytwo
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Post by kidtwentytwo on Apr 16, 2008 20:18:27 GMT -4
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Post by traveldude50 on Apr 16, 2008 20:25:38 GMT -4
i didnt think it was nearly as funny as 07 or 06... anyone else?
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Post by hurricanes656 on Apr 16, 2008 22:27:48 GMT -4
haha i thought it was pretty funny but i like the previous ones better
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Post by stevegamer on Apr 16, 2008 22:53:13 GMT -4
Pretty bad, actually.
It would've been better if they didn't reach for some of the humor - the Patriots & Chargers were particularly awful.
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Post by rogworld1991 on Apr 17, 2008 0:05:46 GMT -4
12 P Mike Dragosavich North Dakota State Sr. The Broncos need a lot of help on defense and will select this punter, because good punting can sometimes aid the defense.
wtf
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Post by rogworld1991 on Apr 17, 2008 0:15:40 GMT -4
4 OT Ryan Clady Boise State Sr. Clady will be given the task of protecting JaMarcus Russell's blind side. It will be the first time in history an offensive lineman will protect someone fatter than him. actually pretty funny
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kidtwentytwo
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Post by kidtwentytwo on Apr 18, 2008 16:05:41 GMT -4
Last year was better, but the comment about Russell is pretty funny
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