Some Testes jokes
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and the UW Program?
A: One lures kids into a fantasy world and uses them, is willing to pay millions to stay out of court, and has faded greatly over the years. The other is a musician.
Q: What's the difference between the Huskies and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Huskies and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: What do the Huskies and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ
Q: Did you hear that The Rolling Stones are playing at Husky Stadium?
A: Yeah, they're 10-point favorites.
Q: What do a Husky cheerleader and a Husky quarterback have in common?
A: They both spend a lot of time on their backs.
Q: Did you hear about the new Husky Honor System?
A: Yes, Your Honor, No Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a Husky in a 3 piece suit?
A: The defendant.
Q: What did the Cougar Alumnus say to the Husky Alumnus?
A: "You have the right to remain silent...."
Q: Did you hear about the Husky linebacker that stole the Police Car?
A: He saw the "911" on the side & thought it was a Porsche.
Q: What do you call a Husky with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Q: What do you call an intelligent person in Husky Stadium?
A: A visitor.
Q: Why did the Husky football alum put his diploma on the dash board?
A: So he could park in handicapped parking.
Q: Why did eighteen Huskies go to the movies together?
A: They heard under seventeen weren't admitted!!!
Q: How can you tell when a Husky sends you a fax?
A: It has a stamp on it.
One day, Coach Gilby gave each of his young recruits a box of animal crackers after a hard practice. One of the recruits began spreading them all over the table. "What are you doing?" asked coach Rick. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the Husky explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
Three Huskies were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for 4 hours they finally saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT" so they turned around and went home.